Examples

Before you buy an opinion from me, you might want to know the sort of thing you will be getting. So here are two different opinions on the same subject. Stand in front of the mirror and try them out. Imagine yourself saying them at a dinner party after the discussion about property prices has run its course. If they sound natural, then you should probably let me do the thinking on other matters as well.

Category: Entertainment
Subject: Midsomer Murders
Theme: It's Pants
Midsomer Murders is that police drama with that guy from Bergerac who squints a lot and a sidekick who has perfected the blank stare. They travel to some village in the middle of nowhere with eight millionaire families and one poor person with a wonky nose who lives in a caravan or tent. Most of the millionaires get killed, and everyone left alive desparately wants them to lynch the poor guy, but the killer turns out to be some rich disgruntled spouse or offspring whose been hiding in a basement all week. So basically, it's pants. Watch "Top Ten Ways to Address an Envelope" instead.

Category: Entertainment
Subject: Midsomer Murders
Theme: It's Brilliant
Midsomer Murders is that thoroughly convincing detective drama staring John Nettles and other people who I believe are actors and actresses. When Seargent Barnaby arrives in a village, you know there's going to be at least 10 deaths. Then they simply knick whoever's still alive. And all to the backdrop of beautiful countryside and thatched cottages. I've heard that it's one of Britain's most successful exports. (Admitedly my sole source of information for that fact does exagerrate now and then.) So if you want to indulge yourself in the peaceful rural English way of life, with a touch of voilent masochism, you must watch this show!